Total Medals Earned: 596 (From 103 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,985 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (70/95 points)
Medals Earned: 56/100 (785/2,000 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/200 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/95 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/160 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (100/330 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/490 points)
Medals Earned: 8/30 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/300 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get at least 14 combos
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
06 - Pick up an extra life
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
00B - Use level select
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
The Hatter seems Madder.
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Manage to get yourself killed at the very beginning
Kill your first(and possibly last) zombie.
Fight off the damn zombies for 3 minutes!
This is it. You did it.
Reach the graveyard
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Just leave
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Played 10 times in one session
